November 17, 2011
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| Regions of a pimp hand. |
- getting slapped in the face
- getting slapped in the face on video
- getting slapped in the face on video in the middle of your freestyle rap
- dying from being slapped in the face
- being unconscious due to being slapped
- not figuring out that all those posts are about the happenings of being slapped
- forgetting who you are or where you're at, after you've been slapped with the fury
- being slapped in the grocery store on the cookie aisle
- being slapped in your favorite deli
- getting slapped and all your accessories fly off your face and head
- getting slapped and you say absolutely nothing else at all
- getting slapped like the rapper in this video below (smh)
November 13, 2011
- guys dougie-ing
- having dandruff in your eyebrows
- being on the neighborhood watch
- asking for guacamole
- saying words like "splendid"
- eating yogurt while with your n*ggas
- getting caught taking a shortcut through the feminine aisle
- cumming in under a minute
- using a sheep-skin condom
- being named Most Valuable Player on your chess team
- being an intern for a towing service
- riding your horse side-saddle
- sucking a crawfish head
- making it rain in the dollar store
- having road rage in a Dodge Neon
- being in a commercial for erectile dysfunction
- trying to overdose on multi-vitamins
- being a hot rapper on a lame beat
- being a lame rapper on a hot beat
- being a lame rapper with no beat
- being a lame producer with a bunch of beats
- getting served an eviction notice during your house party
- being HIV positive
- guest starring in a movie with Michael Jordan
- writing a thank you letter to the Power Rangers
- carrying a compass
- celebrating your birthday at the library
- owning a top hat
- "making it rain" at a lounge
- fighting at a lounge
- drowning
- getting saved by a lifeguard
- pulling up to a stoplight with your windows down, banging trap music -- then all of a sudden, a commercial comes on about prostate cancer
